My Love Affair With Nature

I’m madly in love with nature. It never judges me or tells me that I am not worthy. It could care less about the color of my skin, what I look like (goofy for sure), how I dress (even goofier), how much money I (don’t) have, or even what kind of car I drive. It simply accepts me just the way that I am. Nature is the most beautiful and unconditional gift that just keeps on giving ūüėÄ

Regarding the mention of my sincere gratitude above…

I was sitting at my computer one day in early May, watching a little baby squirrel incautiously roaming about. My first thought was, “Oh… How adorable.” My second thought was… “Oh crap… The Cat.” It was at the end of my second thought that I looked outside again to discover that the cat already had the squirrel by the tail, pulling it off of a tree. I knew that I probably shouldn’t intervene, but I just couldn’t let that cat get the best of a cute little critter. Out the door I go and I mean like pronto.

Making a beeline around the backside of our RV to the potential murder scene, I took off my flip-flops and started to clap them together as loud as I could. As well as making the excessive flip-flop noise, I began yelling, “No Clip. Let go Clip. Bad cat Clip!” My actions certainly got the cats attention, but it ultimately didn’t let go of the squirrel. The only way I was finally able to separate the squirrel from the cats clutches was to use one of my flip-flops and take a couple of swaths at Clip’s backside.¬†After this extraordinary¬†effort on my part, Meester El Gato finally decided to vacate the immediate area. I walked back to the base of the tree to find the baby squirrel in an obvious state of shock. The expression on this little creatures face along with its little clasped hands reminded me of someone in deep prayer.

(Disclaimer): Besides human beings, I have been known to talk to other entities in this physical world of ours. What’s that? You think that I might be a little silly for talking to a squirrel? Alright then… Go ahead and judge me. Label me what you will. Nature cares not ūüėČ

While keeping a watchful eye on the cat in its current location, I bent down to ask the little varmint if it was okay. Initially it didn’t move at all. It was just laying there on its back, hands clasped, with a wide-eyed and blank-stare. Its complete inaction made me think that it might actually be dead. I began to look it over for any wounds or bleeding. I didn’t see any life-threatening wounds or any blood at all. Hum..? So I continued to talk to it when all of the sudden, the squirrel snapped out of its near-death-trance and moved up the tree a bit. I looked at the little bugger and said, “You better get out of here before that cat comes back to ¬†get you.” It just hung there and stared at me until I finally looked at it and said, “Well?” It was after this last subtle voicing from me that the little one finally continued upward to the top of the Coastal Oaks.

I’m not completely sure if this is the same little critter as mentioned above or not. However, while following it around and capturing the images below, it wasn’t startled by me nor my close proximity to it at all. In my recollection, it was I who was a little startled by its close proximity to me. After all, it is a WILD ANIMAL with some sharp teeth and sharp claws.¬†Regardless of the potential dangers, this close encounter of a natural kind left me to wonder… Could this possibly be the same little life that I had assisted before? My own question led me to do a little research on these little creatures. While in process… I happened to find out a lot of interesting things that I never knew before my encounter with this particular fox squirrel.

Excuse me… Who are you and what is that thing you’re pointing at me?

Standing Tall

Snacking on some previously hidden booty.

Nature sharing the love. Do you see the shape of a heart? I do ūüôā

It was very hot and humid on this particular day.  The little one decided to sprawl out in a shady area.

The great cherry tomato thief caught in the act.

Just hanging out while enjoying the green cherry tomato it stole from our neighbors

Excuse me Sir… Can I help you with something?

Alright human… that’s enough pictures for the day!

One thing I do know… It’s fascinating to me when pondering the possibility of somehow making a difference (no matter how big or small) in this world. Just putting forth the effort to brighten this place up a bit brings a simple joy to my heart.

BTW – I would appreciate it if y’all didn’t let my significant other know of my affair with nature. Can we ¬†please just keep this between us? It’ll be our little secret. Okay? I wouldn‚Äôt want to break her ‚̧ or someth… Wait a second… She reads my blog. Doh! Well at least it‚Äôs all out in the open and I no longer have to hide it from her. Phew! My shoulders feel much lighter now ūüėČ

Hope y’all have a nice week ahead…

Dear Beneficiary

Just another Tuesday, just another phishing scam… Someone desperate for money will sadly fall for this kind of stuff. If you know someone who doesn’t know any better, educate them about this kind of BS. I post this poo-poo to expose these scumbags while hoping to save some poor soul from being taken advantage of. Even my own mother sent her personal information to someone in the Netherlands thinking she could land a gig as a Mystery Shopper…

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These scam scum artists prey upon another’s desperation. I absolutely despise these lowest of life forms.

Ban Ki-Moon <info@lee.com>

WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMM
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL
PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.
DEBT RECONCILIATION/AUDIT UNIT
United Nations Headquarters,
New York, NY 10017 , USA
YOUR REF: WB/NF/UN/XX0L8 UNITED NATIONS.
 This is coming to you in regards to the recent meeting between the United Nations Compensation Commission to restore the dignity and Economy of Nations based on the Agreement with the World Bank Assistance Project and the U.N Security Council.
 This email come to those who are yet to receive their compensation, inheritance, winnings and who have been scammed in any part of the world, this includes every foreign contractors who have not received their contract sum, and anyone who has any unfinished transaction or Compensation payments which failed due to Government problems etc. The UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate you with the sum of $1,850,000.00 USD (One Million, Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars).
 Your email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team observers and this is why we are contacting you as one of our beneficiaries. You are advised to contact Barrister William Darvis immediately for your Compensation payment of $1,850,000.00 USD (One Million, Eight Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars). which will be released directly to you in accordance with legal clearance and procedures. And mode of payment was as well specified for proper conducts and financial regulations to kick against criminality during process of payment. We have arranged your payment through our swift card centers, with the latest instruction from United Nations Office And International Monetary Fund Reconciliation Office.
 HOWEVER YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND HIM YOUR FULL INFORMATION.
Full Name:………..
Current/Valid Residential Address:……….
Nominated Delivery Address:………..
Age:………..
Sex:…….
Occupation:……
Country:…..
Home Cell Number:……
Direct Mobile Number:……
Contact Barrister William Darvis immediately for your compensation payment by replying to this email or emailing the address below:
 Name:       Barrister William Darvis
Email:             bar.williamdarvis07@gmail.com
TELEPHONE:  +1-(646)-553-6947
 He is obliged to treat your case with utmost urgency as soon as you contact him and fill out your correct details including all reachable phone numbers for him to get in touch with you via phone and email.
For your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person or office claiming to be the right office to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. Because of Impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (Atm-7750) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the Card Center by using it as your subject.
 Kindly be informed that recipients shall be liable to pay $350 dollars which is obvious cost arising for the delivery of the donation parcel and there will be no hidden fees. This is due to Legal law protecting all donation funds misappropriation.
 Good luck and kind regards,
 Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
Secretary-General of the United Nations.

Deceased Account

Wow! Now that’s nucking futs. I’ve never heard of a deceased account. Have any of you?¬† Well I suppose I should at least offer my condolences. May your money RIP.

Just another day in Paradise exposing and reporting some brown smelly stuff on the bottom of my shoe. Happy Sunday y’all ūüėČ

_____________________________________________________________________________________________

“Mr. William Parker” <aa@upcmail.nl>

Dear  Friend,

I  am  contacting  you  for  a  business    t  r  a  n  s  f  e  r      of  a  huge  sum  of  money  from  a  deceased  account.  Though  know  that  a  transaction  of  this  magnitude  will  make  any  one  apprehensive  and  worried,  but  I  am  assuring  you  that  every  document  that  will  bring  about  the  success  of  this  transaction  will  be  provided  by  an  attorney  here  in    L  o  n  d  o  n    ,  and  all  will  be  well  at  the  end  of  the  day.

 I  decided  to  contact  you  due  to  the  urgency  of  this  transaction  and  want  you  to  stand  as  the  next  of  Kin  to  funds  #6,100  000  00  GBP  (S  i  x      m  i  l  l  i  o  n  ,      o  n  e      h  u  n  d  r  e  d      t  h  o  u  s  a  n  d        Great  British  pounds  sterling).  The  deceased  person  who  died    Neal  Walker  died  in  air  crash  along  with  his  wife  on  the  31st  October  1999  in  an  Egyptian  airline& nbsp; 990  with

¬†1.¬† Full¬† names¬† and¬† address, — >Mick E. Mouse
2.¬† Telephone¬† and¬† fax¬† Number. —> (800) IAM-GOOFY
3.¬† Occupation —> Scam Artist Investigator
4.¬† A¬† scan¬† copy¬† of¬† your¬† international¬† passport¬† or¬† driver‚Äôs¬† license. —> See Below
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If  this  proposal  is  acceptable  by  you,  please  endeavor  to  contact  me  immediately.  Do  not  take  undue  advantage  of  the  trust  I  have  bestowed  in  you,  I  await  your  urgent  mail  now  to  my  private  email  ID  ( p w i l l i a m 1 9 7 5 @ y a h o o . c o m . h k )
Best  Regards,
 Mr.  William  Parker.

Topped Secret – Lol

Where do these people come from? Got another dandy of a phishing scam but I was instructed not to share it with anyone. Of course I’m going to share it with y’all.¬† Oh… Mrs Helen George was asking for help again with her 12 million but this time with a different Gmail address. I feel for those who would fall for such nonsense. Have a great day everyone…

STATUTORY ANOMALIES ON YOU RECEIVING YOUR APPROVED
FUND AS AND
INHERITANCE.
FROM: DELIVERY AGENT
Dr William Mike
Hello!!!
Firstly, I wish to introduce myself as a sympathizer of your situation. I
am the Comptroller of Fund Movement Terminal and Director of national
warehouse where abandoned fund/valuables consignments are dumped.

This is to inform you that fresh arrangement was made by me to conclude
the shipment of your consignment of funds to your country. I choose to do
it and make sure it has left the shores of Nigeria already before
contacting you. I found out that this consignment has been lying here
because of lack of contact and none payment of delivery cost This is why I
decided to use my connections as the Delivery/Shipment officer in charge
of the National Security warehouse. (This is where all the abandoned
consignments in Nigeria are kept at the orders of the Government of
Nigeria for seizure or destruction.

Therefore, this letter is highly confidential and top secret. For this
reason,you must not inform anybody about this letter or my contact with
you. You must keep my relationship with you to be topped secret and highly
confidential because as I have arranged your consignment to the Diplomatic
Security Company in Nigeria where the delivery will come from to your
house, so no one must know so that the fund will not raise an eye brow.

CONDITIONS OF THIS DELIVERY

1. You must keep my relationship with you highly secret/confidential.

2. You must not expose all the above information to anybody.

3. You must be willing to act fast on any information, directives and
advice from me and the Diplomatic Security Company in Nigeria.

Note: I know the content of the Box because I could see the amount you are
being owned by the Federal Government of Nigeria as an inheritance. This
is why I decided to get involved. You must also know that this arrangement
do not concern all the people that you have had contact with in Nigeria
before today as this consignment/Payment has been surrendered to the
Government, Hence my involvement.

As soon as I receive your response, I will give you more details on the
way of such arrangements and I will also give you the full contact
information of the Diplomatic Security Company in Nigeria as soon as you
have contacted me.

Therefore, further details will be furnished to you as soon as I receive
your reply.

Yours Sincerely

Dr William Mike

Director Of National Warehouse

 

The Dumbing Down

I would hate to kill anyone’s chemically induced buzz, but…

Someone —> (SonOfaBeach96) <— mentioned Monsanto the other day after I had commented about people not being that intelligent these days. Why did I make such a statement? Because of the intended poisoning and dumbing down of the human populace. Some of this poisoning is said to be unintentional via accidental spills and such, but even those type of happenings are reasonably questionable.

Over twenty years ago I had said to my father that something was wrong with the food. I told him that it didn’t have the same taste and texture that I had grown accustomed to. He looked at me and said that I was crazy, all the while assuring me that there was nothing wrong with the food. Finding ourselves in the present day, he now completely agrees with what I said way back then. He has been doing some research on his own after experiencing some more recent health issues. I/we knew nothing about Monsanto or the like twenty plus years ago, nor did we have the worlds biggest encyclopedia known as the Internet. The bottom line to me? There something inherently wrong and down right scary about a company that co-created Agent Orange having anything to do with genetically modifying our food supply.

Another consideration is the fluoridation of our water supply. There are natural occurrences of fluoride present in our drinking water. However, why are bags/tubs of this poison being added to our public water supplies in a most unnatural sense? Sodium Fluoride is an industrial waste byproduct from the manufacturing of Aluminum. Have you ever seen the symbols on a bag of this crap? No? Well here is just one example for you…

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I’ve also come across reports/stories of lithium intentionally being added to our water supply. Then there are the reports of pharmaceutical drugs that are discarded and leaching into our water supply as well. What about those Fracking chemicals finding their way into our local water tables? Lest we not forget about all of the pesticides and fertilizers that are being used today. They too will eventually end up in our drinking water.

On another note… How about them Chemtrails (Weather Modification)? Yeah, I know. Chemtrails don‚Äôt exist and there is no such thing. Right? Are any of us completely sure about that? I‚Äôm fairly sure that it‚Äôs not a matter of more airplanes in the sky these days as I heard some ‚Äėofficial‚Äô state not to long ago. I‚Äôve been around quite a few blocks for some length of time now and I have never witnessed anything like it when I was growing up. How about you? I have shared my take on this with y‚Äôall here before.

At last, let’s not forget about the common core thing (present day education) and the fact that human history is being re-written in todays indoctrination center textbooks. There is all kinds of interesting stories/information on the current ideologies being injected into young and impressionable minds. All one has to do is look around to find all kinds of interesting stuff to ponder. You might even have a neighbor that has shared what their child had learned or brought home from school that day. I must admit… The most intelligent and respectful children I have ever run across in this day and age are those that have been home schooled. Nuff said about that.

So to give my opinion for your seemingly sarcastic statement of ‚ÄúIt‚Äôs all Monsanto‚Äôs fault‚ÄĚ – you‚Äôre sarcastically wrong. It‚Äôs not all of Monsanto’s fault. There are numerous factors in the great dumbing down of the citizenry involved here.

I try not to come across as a whack-job and I only wear my tinfoil hat on Fridays. TGIF! However, if one would choose to look into things for themselves, they wouldn’t have to rely on or even consider my opinion as anything factual. The great creator gave us minds for a reason. Certainly none of us think completely alike. However, there are those people that simply choose to remain blissfully ignorant. As the late and great George Carlin said, ‚ÄúThey don‚Äôt want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don‚Äôt want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They‚Äôre not interested in that. That doesn‚Äôt help them. That‚Äôs against their interests.‚ÄĚ

In conclusion of my thoughts concerning the Monsantrosity…

Nature was never intended to be overly manipulated by mankind. Its been doing its own genetic modifications, rearrangements and self-healing for a very, very, very long time. The best mankind can ultimately do is to screw things up. One of the saddest things about mankind interfering with Mother Nature is their reason for doing so‚Ķ ‚ÄúProfit‚ÄĚ ‚Äď AKA: Greed.

Grain of salt ‚Üí [ . ]

Mrs Helen George Needs Our Help

She needs our help in distributing her $12 MILLION TO HUMANITARIAN. She says that her email to me might come to me as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious <— (lol) could come into my mind.

Well by golly, I guess I better email her at: eisenstina@gmail.com before someone else beats me to it.

The saddest part? Someone will actually fall for this BS ūüė¶