10 Reasons Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex

1.) Your fishing partner will never say, “Not again. We just fished yesterday! Is fishing all you ever think about?”

2.) Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

3.) No matter how much liquor you’ve had you can still fish.

4.) It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to fish with you once in a while.

5.) You can have a fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell fishing jokes & admire the “Big Ones” without getting sued for fishing harassment.

6.) If you want to watch fishing on television you don’t have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

7.) When you see a really good fishing person, you don’t have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you fishing together.

8.) The Ten Commandments don’t say anything against fishing.

9.) You can have more than one fishing partner and not feel guilty.

10.) It is perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.

I happened across this while out-and-about capturing some sights. It was posted on the inside of a bait store window. Totally appropriate for such a place. Have a fishing fantastic day 🙂